You
think you look great and got all it takes to attract any woman but for
some reasons, these ladies are not interested in going to bed with you.
We ask real women to reveal how dudes blow their chances before they seal the deal.
1. Your late-night snack
"A
guy I was casually hooking up with was texting me all sorts of dirty
stuff one night about how he wanted me, and when he finally showed up at
my door, he was mildly drunk and eating a giant sandwich. (His mid-bite
apology: ‘Yeah, just gotta finish this, sorry. So hungry.’) Nothing's
less séxy than sandwich breath, not to mention the fact that pausing for
a meal kind of kills the mood he had established with all that texting?
Ew. I can still smell the beef when I think about it." - K.
2. Your trashy trash
“I
was involved with a guy long distance. It wasn’t exclusive, but the
last time we were together, we were both supposedly single. So after a
few drinks at a bar, we headed back to his place. In the cab, we
couldn't even breathe we were so into it! We fumbled up to his
apartment, but just as things were steaming up, I glanced at where our
clothes were falling on the floor. That's when I saw them. Not one, but
two used condoms on the floor beside his trashcan. It made not only that
night, but our entire thing, feel gross. I never hooked up with him
again.” - M.
3. Your (non-séx) toys
“I
had met up with a work colleague for drinks a few times, and after the
third rendezvous, he invited me back to his apartment. He led me
straight to his bedroom, where I caught a glimpse of Spiderman out of
the corner of my eye. On his dresser, lined up with a precision reserved
for front-line militia, was his collection of action figures—everything
from Homer Simpson to Wolverine. I suppressed laughter, snapped a
picture of the menagerie and mass texted it to my girlfriends. Their
responses came back prompting me to run like hell. Needless to say, I
never went back to the Bat Cave again.” - C.
4. Your dog
“This
cute guy wined and dined me on a few dates before the fateful night I
decided to go back to his place. We went to his bedroom and when we
started getting intimate, his dog jumped on the bed—and, um, got
involved! The dog licked my leg, which totally freaked me out. I stopped
what I was doing (his loss!) and asked him to get rid of his furry
friend. But he just put it on the floor, so within minutes, the dog was
back on the bed again. Next thing I knew, he was actually petting the
dog while I was, how shall we say, petting him! I got the hell out of
there and never answered his calls again.” - M
5. Your cleaning habits
“After
a few dates, I decided to go spend the night at this guy’s house. When
we got there, there was lawn furniture in the living room and trash
everywhere. It was late night and I couldn't find a cab, so I huddled in
a corner of the bed by myself, fully clothed and not wanting to touch
anything. He gave me a decorative pillow, something a doll could maybe
sleep with, for my head. I jumped up in the morning to leave and my
phone had fallen between the bed and the wall. I looked down to retrieve
it and there was dried up puke crusted on the floor. Defriended on
Facebook. Lose my number. Never speak to me again.” - C
6. Your kissing skills.
“I
went out with this guy who was otherwise perfect: tall, cute, funny.
But he was the worst kisser! It was literally gag-inducing. I didn’t
know how to tell him, and the guy could not take a hint. If I would push
him away to get him to ease up, he would for a minute, then dive right
back down my throat. I liked him so much I tried, I really did. I even
got a little drunk on our fourth date and brought him home, but his
kissing was such a turn off I just couldn’t get sufficiently in the
mood. We went to sleep instead, and never went out again.” - B.
7. Your big mouth
“I
had gone out with this guy a few times and was feeling kind of into
him. Then, on a date, he mentioned a movie he’d seen recently where
actress Carrie Mulligan had a nude scene. He declared that he was
‘disappointed’ in her ‘weird body.’ I immediately knew I could never
take my clothes off in front of this dude. If he’s that judgmental of a
gorgeous Hollywood actress, what is he going to think of my real girl
flaws? Or worse, what is he going to say about my body to his friends?
Ugh. Next!” - M
8. Your body language
“I
was out with a guy who I thought was really interesting. We were
talking about football and when he mentioned the other team, he flipped
them off. Both hands, birds flying. It was sort of strange but I didn't
think much of it at first. But then he kept doing it and I realized it
was a weird bad habit that he flipped off...everything. Instead of
talking with his hands, he just flipped everything off. He was nice but
it felt like he must have a lot of pent up rage or something—so instead
of going home with him, I got out of there.” - N.
9. Your "sweet" talk
“I
met this guy through a mutual friend, and we went out on a few dates.
Things were going really well until one night when I got home late from a
rough day at work, and all I wanted to do was head to bed. I called him
just to say hi and he responds...‘I'm sorry you had a rough day, babe. I
wish I could be there to tuck you in and sing you a lullaby.’ Really?
Are you my dad or a guy I'm interested in pursuing?! I immediately hung
up the phone and went for a nine mile run to get this conversation out
of my head.” - E.
10. Your ego
“I
was set up on a date with this guy, so I tried to make the most of it
and give him a chance. After he had gone on and on pretty much the
entire time about how much money he made, I was feeling less generous.
Then, he actually demanded I feel the weight of his watch in my hands so
I could see how light—i.e., expensive—it was. Classy! And the last
straw was that after all of that, when the check came, he insisted we
split it. Under ordinary circumstances, that wouldn’t be such a big deal
but after he’d spent the past hour bragging about how rich he was, it
was so tasteless.” - C.
Source: Mens Fitness
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