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HERE ARE PHOTOS FROM ODM'S MP ISAAC MWAURA'S LAVISH WEDDING THAT WAS GRACED BY PRESIDENT UHURU KENYATTA AND FORMER PRIME MINISTER RAILA ODINGA

Monday, 29 June 20150 comments


ODM's nominated MP Isaac Mwaura tied the knot to his beautiful bride Nelius Rwamba Mukami this past weekend. The lavish event was held at the Green Gardens grounds off Kiambu road on Saturday.
Among those who graced the occasion was former Prime Minister Raila Odinga while the President Uhuru Kenyatta had hosted them earlier on at State House.

Here are the photos;







Check Out The Gari Janet Mbugua's Husband Drives (Photos)

Friday, 26 June 2015 8:19 , Written by  Alekey
    Check Out The Swanky Car Janet Mbugua's Husband Drives (Photos)

    Citizen TV’s newscaster Janet Mbugua and her then fiancé Eddie Ndichu got married at a chic ceremony held at Chaka ranch at the beginning of his month.
    Weeks on, this is still the hottest topic and people have been wondering who Eddie Ndichu really is.
    From what I gather, he is the Standard Chartered Bank’s head of digital banking East Africa and just like every big boss; he also drives a big car. Check out picture of his Audi



    Six people never to trust with your secrets

    Adapted from Huffingtonpost

    You're in it. That warm wash of "not good enough" has taken over. It doesn't matter how you get into shame; the trick is getting out. In one piece. Without sacrificing your authenticity. As a shame researcher, I know that the very best thing to do in the midst of a shame attack is totally counterintuitive: Practice courage and reach out! But here's the tricky part about sharing your story: You can't call just anyone. If you share your shame story with the wrong person, he or she can easily become one more piece of flying debris in your already dangerous shame storm. We want solid connection in a situation like this -- something akin to a sturdy tree firmly planted in the ground. We definitely want to avoid the following:

    1. The friend who hears the story and actually feels shame for you. She gasps and confirms how horrified you should be. Then there is awkward silence. Then you have to make her feel better.

    2. The friend who responds with sympathy ("I feel so sorry for you") rather than empathy ("I get it, I feel with you, and I've been there"). If you want to see a shame cyclone turn deadly, throw one of these at it: "Oh, you poor thing." Or, the incredibly passive-aggressive Southern version of sympathy, "Bless your heart."

    3. The friend who needs you to be the pillar of worthiness and authenticity. She can't help because she's too disappointed in your imperfections. You've let her down.

    4. The friend who is so uncomfortable with vulnerability that she scolds you: "How did you let this happen? What were you thinking?" Or she looks for someone to blame: "Who was that guy? We'll kick his ass."


    5. The friend who is all about making it better and, out of her own discomfort, refuses to acknowledge that you can actually be crazy and make terrible choices: "You're exaggerating. It wasn't that bad. You rock. You're perfect. Everyone loves you."

    6. The friend who confuses connection with the opportunity to one-up you: "That's nothing. Listen to what happened to me one time!" Of course, we're all capable of being friends like these -- especially if someone tells us a story that gets right up in our own shame grill. We're human, imperfect and vulnerable. It's hard to practice compassion when we're struggling with our authenticity or when our own worthiness is off-balance. When we're looking for compassion, we need someone who is deeply rooted, is able to bend and, most of all, embraces us for our strengths and struggles. We need to honor our struggle by sharing it with someone who has earned the right to hear it. When we're looking for compassion, it's about connecting with the right person at the right time about the right issue. We need a move-a-body friend.

    Nine reasons why women cheat

    Statistics show that more women than ever are cheating on their partners, and I’ve always wondered why. There has always been that group of men desperate for action with anyone, but women have always been so proud and honest and loving, and cheating just doesn’t fit that mould, so it’s growing popularity has always had me foxed.

    1. Revenge 

    A lot of women who cheat are getting revenge on their partners, after being seriously hurt. Affairs can do a lot of damage, but instead of crying with their friends, women are finding a single hot man and showing him exactly how much it hurts to know your partner has cheated on you. Not clever, really, but understandable...there is only so much yelling can achieve, and the hurt is intense. It can easily block rational thought, and even someone who knows two wrongs can’t make a right could be tempted into pay-back.

    2. It's boring in the bedroom

    Men aren't the only ones who need to spice things up. "Women need to feel desired!". If she is not getting any, enough, or nothing to talk about, women start to feel a sexual void.

    3. Feeling neglected 


    Feeling completely neglected is another common cause of affairs. Women just can’t put up with not having any attention, and if they aren’t getting it at home, they’ll get it from men outside. But one thing can lead to another, and being exposed to flattery which is so rare can make it so much easier for a charming womanizer to talk his way into her bed. Well, I don’t know if it’ll get results, and I’d recommend a talk over a fling any day, but this is understandable too. Don’t stand for being neglected!

    4. Jealousy 

    Have you ever been with a man who is so damn sexy that no woman can help herself near him? Whether it’s a suggestive smile or sending him a drink, he never seems to be able to escape the admiring crowds, and it can make you feel insecure, especially if you are feeling like an average Jane next to him, which is why women with gorgeous husbands boost their confidence by getting another man into bed. It shows they are a head-turner too, and makes them feel much more confident but remember, it could leave your relationship in tatters, and it won’t fix the jealousy issue.

    5. Feeling a relationship ending 

    "When a woman feels that uneasy sense that a relationship is on the outs, by either her doing or his, she will often look to fill the void externally to soften the blow,". "If she is the one considering the breakup, she may be using this tactic as a challenge to herself both testing the waters, and then gauge if she can go through with it."

    6. Replacement

    A surprising number of women admitted to cheating to find their next partner so they wouldn’t be single when they left their current partner. Shocked? I was! After all, cheating on your partner can’t make you attractive to potential boyfriends, right? Well, it seems to be happening more and more. I can’t really get my head around this one. If you want to leave, go, and if replacing him with a new man fast is important, throw yourself into blind dates, speed dating and nights out. But be honest!

    7. Change

    Change can cause a women to seek an affair. From the obvious, such as having a baby, to simple things such as moving house, an affair will make her feel sexy and attractive and give her life some substance....until it ends that is. Grab a babysitter, book a night out and make a real effort for your partner. Try a wig and new name. Create the same effect, but involve your Mr. Right, or you could lose him!

    8. Warning 

    Some women cheat as a last warning to their man, particularly if they are refusing to do something, or make a change. It’s almost a childish “If you don’t do what I want, I’ll leave” action, but most of the time, it’s out of desperation rather than spite. Talk to him instead, tell him how you feel, and that you are about to give up. Communication is key for a successful relationship. Evaluate his reaction...if he doesn’t care, leave.

     9. Unhappiness

    For men, sex is a vital part of relationships. Women understand this. I mean, some of us find sex vital too but even if we don’t, we know that men need it. So when we aren’t having it, we know something is up. The survey found that women whose sex lives had dwindled felt like their partners didn’t love them anymore, or find them sexually attractive. Cue finding a man who does, and seeking comfort in his arms.

    Relationship by Kati Blake and other internet sources

    10 Reasons Why Sluts Make Better Friends

    1. She's More Sympathetic
    If nothing else, a slut knows what it's like to be ostracized, which means she's going to get it when you're feeling rejected or down or on the outskirts of your own life. She's been there, and she can relate.

    2. She's More Fun
    No surprise that the one friendly factor sluts scored well on in the survey was outgoingness. And I don't mean in the sexual sense, even, though that's obviously true. I mean in the more-likely-to-want-to-have-a-good-time sense, perhaps in an off-the-cuff way. Her sense of adventure leaks out of her vagina and into yours, er, the night.

    3. She's Got Your Ass


    She's got her own ass to worry about, but she also cares about yours. Sluts are tougher than the average woman, because they have to be. So when the shit goes down and you need someone to back you up, a slut knows the world is a hostile, indifferent place and that people gotta stick together.

    4. She's More Fashionable
    Sluts can't slut it up in yesterday's fashions. To lock a guy down for the night or the moment, she's got to look her best and project a sense of mystery and intrigue in aspirational wear that works for multiple functions. Watch/learn.

    5. She Makes Better Conversation
    A slut understands the art of the seduction, which means she gets banter. She can say interesting stuff, and make jokes, and get jokes, and be a part of the conversation, and that extends to you, too, my shy little butterfly.


    6. She Talks About Real Shit
    You can have frank conversations about sex, love, foibles, frustrations, with none of the giggly embarrassment. Realized you got your period during a hookup? No bigs. Found yourself drunk and giving a beej to your ex you still hate? She's been there.

    7. She's More In Touch With Herself
    As studies are finally figuring out, women are horndogs, too, and a woman who owns that early is a marvel. It takes a lot to accept yourself a sexual, autonomous being who can pursue sex boldly and not be treated like some aggressive mutant. Some women spend their whole lives figuring this out.

    8. She's More Open Minded
    As a known sexual deviant, she's more likely to understand the nature of human sexuality and accept all variations within as a normal, worthwhile part of the spectrum.

    9. She's Quick on Her Feet
    The more sexually adventurous woman has to figure out how to drop a pin, call a cab, secret bail in the morning, find some Plan B, and locate all good side streets for the next-day walk of shame. Handy. Also, lust is a battlefield. Need to thwart some advances or block a cock? Call her in.

    10. She Has Standards
    I know it seems like a promiscuous person doesn't have standards, but they do. Being open or adventurous sexually doesn't mean you will sleep with anyone, it means you're looking for a certain chemistry and become very good at detecting it, very quickly.
    But that doesn't mean you should go make friends with the nearest slut. That would be silly. Because a good friend is someone you like, who does the things you want a friend to do. If you actually think it has anything to do with how many people she has slept with, rethink your major.

    Theories Behind Cheating Couples Getting STUCK

    Can couples really get stuck during sexual intimacy? Medical doctors, whom some people dismiss as clueless regarding the matters of ‘sexual lock down’, describe the situation as a temporary medical condition that is treatable.

    However in Ukambani, such ‘lock downs’ are normal. And they are not medical, according to traditional experts.

    As a matter of fact, randy men who have affinity for preying on other men’s wives are advised to tread carefully, lest one bumps into a wife who has a ‘lock’. In Ukambani lovers have been busted stuck together while on the throes of intimate passion and unsuccessfully struggling to disentangle.


    Lately though such have been witnessed elsewhere in the country where the unfortunate couples are hauled into police trucks, wrapped in blankets and dumped in hospitals to await their fate under bewildered doctors. In Kamba land, there exists mbingo (meaning lock) where a suspicious husband can ‘lock’ his wife such that she will never enjoy sexual bliss outside her marriage. Such mbingo is sometimes extended to homesteads where the family head, with the help of a witch-doctor, installs it to cushion his home from thieves and intruders.

    But it is mbingo ya mundu muka (putting a lock on a woman) that continues to cause bewilderment among many people. Kamba traditionalists swear that this ‘lock’ helps to curb infidelity in couples and will catch the ‘thief’ pants down.

    I sought to explore how this mbingo is installed, how it works and its effectiveness.

    The results were dumbfounding and hilarious. Mzee Mbuvi Musyimi, 83, from Mukuthu village in Mwingi Central District says there are three types of mbingo that will prevent an amorous wife from straying. According to Musyimi, only men can ‘lock’ their wives and not the other way round.

    “This is because the male species is wired for polygamy. Even the witch-doctors who fix this mbingo are men, so they will never lock their fellow men,” Musyimi says.

    He says the first scenario is where a man buys a string and takes it to a witch-doctor where it is treated with muthea (magic portion). It is then handed over to the client as the witch-doctor mumbles incantations. The husband is advised to place the muthea laced cord at a strategic place in his homestead, such as on the way to the toilet, kitchen or bedroom where his wife will unknowingly jump over it.

    “Use all your tricks to have her jump over the specially prepared string. Once she does, it is a deal. Take it and hide it at a place known only by you,” says Musyimi, adding that with such a simple operation the wife is permanently ‘under lock and key’. Musyimi notes that this is the worst form of mbingo since a thieving man will get stuck on the woman, his male organ swell and then die within hours.

    Instead of killing the ‘thief’, Musyimi says many people prefer a second type of mbingo where you catch him in action and demand hefty compensation for ‘trespass’.

    This is where a witchdoctor advises you to buy a knife that has a pouch. The witch-doctor will detach the knife from its pouch, treat it with muthea then give it back to the man.

    “You are required to while away time from home for seven days, during which time the muthea becomes effective,” he says.

    Hate him

    A third type of mbingo involves inflicting temporary impotence on a stray man. Here a suspicious husband gets a powerful dose of muthea from a witch-doctor. One is then advised to discreetly apply this muthea on the private parts of the wife or a girlfriend.

    “If another man comes knocking, his male organ will just become flaccid, lifeless and shrink. The woman will hate him for life,” says Musyimi, before breaking into a prolonged naughty laughter as I join in.

    - standard

    Nine types of women that men do not want to marry

    If you are trying to find the perfect man and get married, you need to know about the things you might be doing wrong and you need to be smart about your dating.

    1. Miss “extremely jealous”

    If we’re talking about types of women than men do not want to marry, we must surely include this very popular type of lady. She is always very distrusting and suspicious and even though she might have been hurt in the past, this is not an excuse for behaving like this in all her relationships. So, that’s why, most of the time, guys will break up with her because after all “no one can go through his life being prosecuted for somebody else's crimes.”

    2. Miss “Bossy”



    I must admit with shame that sometimes I am this type of woman, but in my defense, I must say that I often do it unconsciously and that I can’t simply help myself. At first, a man might think that this trait is kind of cute, that he likes a woman who is ambitious and knows what she wants, but after a while, he will realize that things are a bit different and he will “feel like he is in grammar school being told what to do by his second grade teacher.” So, if you recognize yourself in my description, try to do something about it and be more approachable.

    3. Miss “I have nothing else going on”


    This is definitely one of the types of women a man will not want to marry. Even though at first he might be flattered by all her attention and kindness, in the long term he will feel suffocated and all that attention will seem overwhelming. Men love a woman who knows what she wants, who makes plans that don’t necessarily involve him, who has a goal in her life and who doesn’t live only for him and for seeing him happy. So ladies, no matter how in love you might be, don’t forget about yourself or about your dreams!

    4. Miss “playing games”

    I know that sometimes, it may seem fun to play all sorts of fun games (well, fun for you), but in the long term this behavior will surely damage your relationship. Maybe at first, a man will be intrigued by a hard-to-get lady, but after a while he will want to be with someone who is a bit nicer and more stable. So, no matter how tempting it may seem, stop playing games with his heart! Act a little bit more responsibly and think about his feelings too!

    5. Miss “daddy issues”


    Experts said that this type of woman usually dates older and powerful men because deep down, she is actually looking for a father figure and not a partner whom she will want to marry someday. Maybe at first a man will be impressed that a younger woman finds him attractive, but after a while, he will realize that his special lady has a couple of issues that she needs to resolve if she wants to settle down with him.

    6. Miss “I never eat”

    This is another very frequent mistake most women make nowadays because they want to look good for their men: they never eat. It’s not a healthy behavior and in the long term, it might even have some serious consequences and you could develop an eating disorder. Also, keep in mind that a man loves you for more than the way you look and he will want to share his life with someone who appreciates the little things in life, like the joy of eating a cupcake while watching your favorite movie. You know, it’s not fun to always eat alone.

    7. Miss “I want to change you”

    This is another common mistake most women are tempted to do and it is trying to change their partner to suit their needs or wishes. Well, maybe that will work for a while and maybe some guys will even like that and will let themselves be changed because of their own insecurities, but keep in mind, ladies, most men find this type of woman quite unattractive. They wouldn’t want to stay in a relationship with her for too long.

    8. Miss “Loves to Gossip”


    No wonder guys don’t like this woman! This type of lady likes to gossip a lot and she enjoys talking about other people and other people’s problems all day long. As a result, a lot of men will tend to act prudently around her because they never know what she might say about them behind their backs. Maybe at first they will find her entertaining, but once they’ll get to know her better, the only thing they will want to do is leave.

    9. Miss “keeping up with everybody else”


    Most guys will tend to avoid this type of woman because she is constantly concerned about keeping up with everybody else. She desperately needs to know that she is at least as good, as beautiful, as smart or even as wealthy as everyone she knows. Her behavior and her dysfunctional beliefs can put a lot of pressure on her partner, who eventually will get fed up that she doesn’t appreciate who she is or what she has and instead she wishes to be somebody else.

    A lot of women try too hard to change in order to please their dream guy, hoping that by doing this, they will get married someday. You should remember though, that usually men want a happy and easy going partner with whom they will share the little pleasures of life.

    Relationship tips by Corina Dondas

    10 Reasons Women Refuse To Sleep With You

    You think you look great and got all it takes to attract any woman but for some reasons, these ladies are not interested in going to bed with you.
    We ask real women to reveal how dudes blow their chances before they seal the deal.
    1. Your late-night snack
    "A guy I was casually hooking up with was texting me all sorts of dirty stuff one night about how he wanted me, and when he finally showed up at my door, he was mildly drunk and eating a giant sandwich. (His mid-bite apology: ‘Yeah, just gotta finish this, sorry. So hungry.’) Nothing's less séxy than sandwich breath, not to mention the fact that pausing for a meal kind of kills the mood he had established with all that texting? Ew. I can still smell the beef when I think about it." - K.
    2. Your trashy trash
    “I was involved with a guy long distance. It wasn’t exclusive, but the last time we were together, we were both supposedly single. So after a few drinks at a bar, we headed back to his place. In the cab, we couldn't even breathe we were so into it! We fumbled up to his apartment, but just as things were steaming up, I glanced at where our clothes were falling on the floor. That's when I saw them. Not one, but two used condoms on the floor beside his trashcan. It made not only that night, but our entire thing, feel gross. I never hooked up with him again.” - M.
    3. Your (non-séx) toys
    “I had met up with a work colleague for drinks a few times, and after the third rendezvous, he invited me back to his apartment. He led me straight to his bedroom, where I caught a glimpse of Spiderman out of the corner of my eye. On his dresser, lined up with a precision reserved for front-line militia, was his collection of action figures—everything from Homer Simpson to Wolverine. I suppressed laughter, snapped a picture of the menagerie and mass texted it to my girlfriends. Their responses came back prompting me to run like hell. Needless to say, I never went back to the Bat Cave again.” - C.
    4. Your dog
    “This cute guy wined and dined me on a few dates before the fateful night I decided to go back to his place. We went to his bedroom and when we started getting intimate, his dog jumped on the bed—and, um, got involved! The dog licked my leg, which totally freaked me out. I stopped what I was doing (his loss!) and asked him to get rid of his furry friend. But he just put it on the floor, so within minutes, the dog was back on the bed again. Next thing I knew, he was actually petting the dog while I was, how shall we say, petting him! I got the hell out of there and never answered his calls again.” - M
    5. Your cleaning habits
    “After a few dates, I decided to go spend the night at this guy’s house. When we got there, there was lawn furniture in the living room and trash everywhere. It was late night and I couldn't find a cab, so I huddled in a corner of the bed by myself, fully clothed and not wanting to touch anything. He gave me a decorative pillow, something a doll could maybe sleep with, for my head. I jumped up in the morning to leave and my phone had fallen between the bed and the wall. I looked down to retrieve it and there was dried up puke crusted on the floor. Defriended on Facebook. Lose my number. Never speak to me again.” - C
    6. Your kissing skills.
    “I went out with this guy who was otherwise perfect: tall, cute, funny. But he was the worst kisser! It was literally gag-inducing. I didn’t know how to tell him, and the guy could not take a hint. If I would push him away to get him to ease up, he would for a minute, then dive right back down my throat. I liked him so much I tried, I really did. I even got a little drunk on our fourth date and brought him home, but his kissing was such a turn off I just couldn’t get sufficiently in the mood. We went to sleep instead, and never went out again.” - B.
    7. Your big mouth
    “I had gone out with this guy a few times and was feeling kind of into him. Then, on a date, he mentioned a movie he’d seen recently where actress Carrie Mulligan had a nude scene. He declared that he was ‘disappointed’ in her ‘weird body.’ I immediately knew I could never take my clothes off in front of this dude. If he’s that judgmental of a gorgeous Hollywood actress, what is he going to think of my real girl flaws? Or worse, what is he going to say about my body to his friends? Ugh. Next!” - M
    8. Your body language
    “I was out with a guy who I thought was really interesting. We were talking about football and when he mentioned the other team, he flipped them off. Both hands, birds flying. It was sort of strange but I didn't think much of it at first. But then he kept doing it and I realized it was a weird bad habit that he flipped off...everything. Instead of talking with his hands, he just flipped everything off. He was nice but it felt like he must have a lot of pent up rage or something—so instead of going home with him, I got out of there.” - N.
    9. Your "sweet" talk
    “I met this guy through a mutual friend, and we went out on a few dates. Things were going really well until one night when I got home late from a rough day at work, and all I wanted to do was head to bed. I called him just to say hi and he responds...‘I'm sorry you had a rough day, babe. I wish I could be there to tuck you in and sing you a lullaby.’ Really? Are you my dad or a guy I'm interested in pursuing?! I immediately hung up the phone and went for a nine mile run to get this conversation out of my head.” - E.
    10. Your ego
    “I was set up on a date with this guy, so I tried to make the most of it and give him a chance. After he had gone on and on pretty much the entire time about how much money he made, I was feeling less generous. Then, he actually demanded I feel the weight of his watch in my hands so I could see how light—i.e., expensive—it was. Classy! And the last straw was that after all of that, when the check came, he insisted we split it. Under ordinary circumstances, that wouldn’t be such a big deal but after he’d spent the past hour bragging about how rich he was, it was so tasteless.” - C.
    Source: Mens Fitness
     


    5 things men can do to túrn women on

    Let her know the things you like about her, what túrns you on about her– is in fact a huge túrn on for her.
    If you frequent the bar scene or have tried online dating recently, you’ve probably been barraged by men who think that lewd séxual remarks or lame pick up lines are what it takes to get them a date— or into your pants.
    And then, there’s the general insensitivity. Men can be thoughtless when it comes to dating and relationships. It’s not that they intend to be rude… they just don’t think things through. But that doesn’t mean women should necessarily push men away. Women play a part too. Sometimes, women can tend to focus on the negative, making matters worse.
    Dr. Jane Greer, GalTime’s own Relationship Expert, and creator of “Shrink Wrap” (a national commentary on what we can learn from celebrity relationships), has heard it all… “He talked too much, he interrupted, he came late, he told you that you were going out to dinner and then he changed his mind… this list could go on infinitely because the knee-jerk response is to talk about what túrned you off.”
    Dr. Greer points out that we can all benefit from a change in attitude. “I think the key for men and women both is to shift from the ‘túrn off’ to the ‘túrn on.’ Then your day after conversation can be testimony to the positives. You can say, ‘Here’s what I liked…’ and that can give you something to build on.”
    There are plenty of things men can do to túrn women on. She offers these tips:
    1. Be reliable and follow through. If you say you are going to call, call. Otherwise, don’t say it. If you make a date for 7:00 get there at 7:00, or be thoughtful and communicate in some form that you’re running late. This is how you convey respect.
    2. Show interest by asking questions. Take the time to inquire about the important aspects of her life—like friends, work, family and hobbies. This is the way you get to find out the things you have in common– and at the same time show her she’s important to get to know about.
    3. Compliment her. Let her know the things you like about her, what túrns you on about her– is in fact a huge túrn on for her. If you like her hair, outfit or something she says… tell her!
    4. Be considerate. Ask her about the things she likes to do, and factoring in her preferences and needs into the plans you make for your date. If you’re at a restaurant ask her what food she likes before you order to see if you can share anything.
    5. Flírt with her! Be playful, charming, and séxy, smile a lot and laugh with her. All of these things will spark a connection that will be a great túrn on.
    source GalTime


    Some of the silly excuses that men give to avoid wearing a condom

    1. I’ll pull out before I ejaculate.

    2. I left them in the car’s glove compartment and they melted!

    3. They hurt me, they cut the blood off.

    4. I’m too big, I cannot wear them.
    5. We didn’t use one last time and it was ok, wasn’t it?

    6.There wasn’t any left in the machine.

    7. It’s like having a bath with your socks on.

    8. I never wear them and I am ok, I’ve never had an STD

    9. I’m too embarrassed to buy them.

    10. They are too expensive, I don’t have money for that, I’d rather spend 11.my money on you.

    12.We don’t need condoms, you’re on the pill.

    13.I had a vasectomy, we don’t need them.

    14.Why? I don’t have any disease!

    15.Don’t you trust me?

    16.If you love me you wouldn’t ask me to wear one.

    17.We’ve already gone this far, we can’t stop now.

    18.I am better at it without one.

    19.It ruins the mood.

    20.Do you think you would catch something from me? Come on, I had a shower this morning!

    21.They don’t work, my sister got pregnant with one.

    22.Only if you can put it on with your mouth (with a big smile).

    23.Why don’t YOU wear one?

    24.My religion forbids me from wearing condoms.

    25.Better not wear one, I know a girl who had to go to hospital to have a condom removed!

    26.I don’t enjoy it with a condom.

    27.YOU wouldn’t like it with a condom!

    28.We only need them if you are sleeping around, because I am not. Are you?

    29.They could give you a rash!

    30.It’s my birthday!

    11 qualities men love the most

    Women usually complain about what they want in a man. It is time to see what a REAL man wants in a woman.

    1.Honesty: a real man respects an honest woman. In fact they yearn for one. A woman who is honest is open about what she wants and can articulate her feelings well.

    2.Empathy: men want to be understood. They don't know how it feels like to be a woman; the same way women do not know how it fells to be a man. But he will appreciate it more if you can see life from his perspective.

    3.Acceptance: one of the worst things you can do is to judge a man especially in relation to his past life. He is not only seeking for forgiveness but acceptance too.

    4.Trustworthy: if he has proven to be trustworthy, trust him. It strengthens him when he knows you believe in his character.

    5.Goal Driven: every secure goal driven man wants the same in a woman.

    6.Homemaker: that does not mean you spend the whole day cooking. He wants someone who can turn a house into a home. It makes his life balanced and secured.

    7.Supportive: men need support system; there are enough critics in the world to criticize his every move. Be his number fan and support his dreams.

    8.Down to earth: there is nothing like a woman who is practical. Whenever he relishes this quality, it allows him to put his guard down and helps to do away with his preoccupation to always impress you with flashy dates and things.

    9.A firm foundation: men love standards and love it more when women stick to the standards. It gives them something to live up to.

    10.Authenticity: He appreciates when you are exactly who you say you are at all times. He can't read your mind but he loves it when you speak it.

    11.Drive: everyone admires someone who works hard at whatever you are doing. Such quality encourages him to work harder.

    Eight signs you just aren't compatible with your partner

    Sometimes it can be hard to see the signs you are not compatible with your boyfriend, even if they are glaring you in the face! I know that with my ex! There are probably plenty of signs you are not compatible with your boyfriend, but you might not know what to look for. So girls, are you ready to explore the top 8 signs you are not compatible with your boyfriend that you should watch out for!

    1. No spark
    First and foremost, the top sign you are not compatible with your boyfriend is that there is just no spark at all. While you might like him, you don't feel the butterflies, don't get the nervous energy when he calls and don't get a tingly feeling in your stomach when you think about him. A spark is really important when you are in a relationship ladies.

    2. Nothing to talk about
    On top of having no spark, do you find that you have absolutely nothing to talk about? This is another sign you are not compatible together. After all, if you have nothing in common and no real spark to speak of, how would you have something to talk about? Something deep seeded and meaningful, something other than the weather.

    3. You have common interests, but are on opposite sides
    So let's say that you do have common interests, but you are on the opposing side of the interests. Let's say that you are both political, but you are on opposing sides, or let's say that you are both into the environment but are on the opposing sides of what is right for the environment. This is absolutely a sign you are not compatible with your boyfriend!

    4. Personalities don't match up
    Another sign you are not compatible with your boyfriend is if your personalities do not match up at all. Do you react to situations in a more mature fashion while your boyfriend is super immature about most things? Keep that in mind ladies!

    5. Not the same beliefs
    Dating someone that is not of the same beliefs as you can be difficult, but it can also be a sign you are not compatible with your boyfriend. Having the same beliefs is very, very important in a relationship and it does make things a lot easier, especially since you know how you want to raise your children if you have any.

    6. Not the same morals
    This next tip goes hand-in-hand with #5. Having the same morals about things is pretty important if you are going to be in a relationship. Otherwise, you are constantly going to be arguing over what is moral and what isn't!

    7. Your partner has traits you can't live with
    Another sign you are not compatible all boils down to the fact that you partner has traits that you just can't live with. Does he snore really loud? Is he super messy and won't ever clean up? Does he constantly mill around the house with no direction? If you're finding you are more annoyed with your partner than you are happy, it could be a sign ladies!

    8. Immaturity
    Finally ladies, the last sign you are not compatible with your boyfriend is the fact that he could be too immature for you! If you are finding that you are constantly fighting with him because he is too immature all the time, it could be one of the signs – after all, who wants to spend their entire relationship fighting?

    As you can see, there are quite a few signs you are not compatible with your boyfriend, but not all of them are obvious even if they are right in front of you! So girls, what other signs you are not compatible with your boyfriend that you've noticed before? Share 'em below!

    Seven signs a long term relationship is ending

    Knowing the signs a long term relationship is ending can save you a lot of time and heartache. Prolonging the inevitable and staying in a dying relationship when neither one of you is happy is a recipe for misery. I’m going to share with you the 7 signs a long term relationship is ending so you can see if you are in a relationship that is most likely going to nowheresville.

    1. Changes in communication

    One of the earliest signs a long term relationship is ending is that there are many changes in communication. You used to look forward to talking to him on the phone or receiving one of his text messages. Lately that’s all changed. Neither one of you seem interested in holding a conversation so phone calls, e-mails and text messages are sporadic at best.

    2. Non-stop fighting

    Another indicator that a breakup is looming is constantly fighting over the littlest things. A fight should make a couple feel closer together as they try to solve an issue for the betterment of their relationship. Couples that are looking for the relationship exit door often pick fights whenever any opportunity arises. For example, he may feel fully justified to start World War III when he finds dirty dishes in the sink.

    3. Lack of affection
    A couple in a happy and healthy relationship are physically affectionate. A sign that things are coming to an end is if neither one of you shows affection anymore. So basics such as hugs, cuddling and kissing are nonexistent in your relationship. The relationship feels cold and distant instead of loving.

    4. Interested in other people

    The hottie at work has started catching your eye and you have been exchanging pretty steamy emails with him. Your soon to be ex has now started blatently flirting with other women in front of you whenever you are out together. This type of behavior signifies that both of you feel that other people could possibly make you happier even if you haven’t voiced that thought yet. Instead of being in a dead end relationship, consider dating someone new.

    5. Rarely spend time together

    Since all you have been doing is fighting lately and you feel so emotionally distant from him, you haven't been spending much time together. Both of you prefer spending time with friends or family. You don’t even know what’s going on in his life. And honestly, you are slowly realizing that your feelings are changing.

    6. Brotherly love
    Your feelings for your partner feel more platonic than romantic. You may still love and care about him but don’t feel like you are in love with him. Instead of thinking his weird traits are quirky and cute, they annoy and irritate you. This major shift in feelings can’t be ignored because its your heart telling you that this guy is being tossed in the friend zone.

    7. Last ditch efforts have failed

    Since you have been together for a while, you might attempt a few last ditch efforts to rekindle your feelings. But its becoming obvious that you are the only one that wants to make an effort. He seems uninterested in trying to fix the serious problems that are causing chaos in your relationship. One person can’t save a relationship no matter how hard you try.

    If you notice any of these grave signs in your relationship, its time to have a serious talk with your partner. Its extremely difficult to walk away from someone when you have been together forever, but it may be the best thing to do. So ladies how did you know it was time to end a long term relationship?

    What Women Think While On A First Date

    When one is heading for that first date, as a man you should for sure be excited. You go out there to know a new girl and maybe it might all turn well and at the end of the day she could end up being your girlfriend. Although, you should have a clue on what that girl you going to meet is thinking the entire time you with her.

    Blind dates can be a little tricky, you might think all is well throughout the entire date but what you don’t know is that the woman sitting next to you could be in the opposite direction. To make it simple, she is not enjoying that moment. Well, some women are smart and faking can work for them. Whatever she is thinking could be different from how she is acting, in reality she is just trying to impress you. Hard to swallow, right? Face it, she isn’t interested dude.

    Blind dates are fun since this is a better chance to get to know somebody well; so you should not really base the date on your expectations, finding that perfect match. There are several things you should have an idea of before going to that first date. It is good to also consider what exactly do women think when they are on that first date.  Here are a few things you should watch on, as women think about them.

    Impress her by dressing good, don’t be messy

    As you prepare to go on that first date, think of that dress code that gives you excellent look. Everyone heading for a blind date has that urge to see who they are going to meet, so better be smart since you’ll have more time to be with that woman.

    Try not to over-do on your dressing code, many women out there are captivated with men who carry themselves properly without exaggerating. Be advised, many ladies do not admire guys who look wasted and messy; particularly on a first date. Just be simple and try all your best to impress her on your dressing code, that will earn your extra points.

    Your ex will be a turnoff, avoid such topics


    It doesn’t matter what you experienced with your ex, keep that to yourself dude, she does not want to hear about it. To be more precise that leaves an impression you have not yet moved on. Keep your ex-girlfriend out of your conversations the entire time.

    Keep that for a later date if all goes well and you become an item. Bringing up your ex into a conversation implies that you are really desperate to get a replacement or you the kind of guy who takes ages to get over your ex. Be very careful, her brain is at work, you never know what she is thinking. Just make it a worthy experience. 

    All in all, just be a gentlemen on the date, never bring up conversations that are not necessary. Come on, have fun to keep that memory. Enjoy the moment and do not mess it.



    TOP 5 dangerous Women You Should Be Warned About

    Getting that good lady to enjoy your every day with is a hustle. Maybe you have been landing on the wrong type for a while now and you really need that special one. Well, here are the ones you should definitely keep off from, they smell trouble. Be warned if you clearly don’t avoid these types, you most likely to face pure headaches in future.

    #5

    This woman wants to spend every minute with you, going as far as not agreeing with you to go out with the boys and have some fun moments. She does not want to see you spend any of your time with anyone else apart from her. Coming up with a suggestion that she should too find some time to hang out with her girlfriends, she starts an argument that has no end. Well, truth be said, if there is no little independence in a relationship then that’s a killer, you absolutely going nowhere with this woman.

    #4

    For this woman, you see it coming from a distance. She is every time complimenting on that expensive watch on your wrist, asks what type of car you own, asks where you stay, asks what you do to earn a living, you name it. The gold digger is knocking at door and she wants you to be her sugar daddy. And the moment she realizes you can’t be of meet her ‘expensive’ standard she’ll drop you immediately. Make up your mind, surely do you need a woman who sticks around you when you smelling money?

    #3

    If that woman you just meet and hooked up for a few days and then starts to continuously fix your hair and tuck in your shirt, poor guy, you could be heading to being a victim of a Mother Goose. Even though she might be having good intentions and try to show to be a great woman in different ways, be warned her motherly character will in the long run drive you nuts.  

    # 2

    This one is the ‘motor mouth’, she talks of everything that comes into her mind. She talks of insignificant things you don’t want to hear. She will drive you nuts with stories that have no end, for instance she will talk of that dude at work who doesn’t greet people, the woman at a café who wears extreme make-up.

    The worst is the one who keeps talking about herself. Good for you if you can manage to listen to what type of new clothes she wants to add to her wardrobe and that back pain she is having for two hours.

    # 1

    In the case of this one, it is very easy to find out you are dating one. She breaks her nail, and she supposes that you should quit whatever you are doing and rash her to the nail salon straightaway. At no given time does she want to accompany you to that pub you enjoy having a drink as you watch a game, but she will accompany you to trendiest venues. She always wants to be treated like a princess, maybe her father told her she was a princess, and so you should treat her like one.
    Her priority will be her needs and that can cost you heavily. Even though she is not essentially after your wallet, her taste is expensive and her expectations will be you take her fancy places regularly.

    Remember that several women might have or show some traits above and still make a good girlfriend material.  Just watch out and if that woman in your life makes your life miserable to the extreme, dude it’s time you learnt some lesson and hit the road.

    6 Signs Your Guy is Dogging You.

    It all happens that a girl is having good time hanging out with a boyfriend, but sometimes it all comes to a time when she feels that something is not right. She notices that there is no much attention from her boyfriend and absolutely no commitment. Well, ladies, that feeling is a red flag that your guy is most definitely using you. Here are a few signs that will help you figure out what’s going on in your relationship:

    Prefers night hours visit

    Well it’s common for a man to visit you at night and spend time with you especially after having fun with the boys. Although if it’s something that he does every time, you got your answer. Why should a man who loves you come to see you only at night? And to make matters worse he comes while he is drunk. A perfect indicator that you absolutely being used.

    Sweet words with little or no actions


    Certainly you should be careful about this man. He knows the words your ears want to hear and make you feel loved. But as the saying ‘actions speak louder than words’ you got to go with that, words only are not enough to show some real love.

    Frequently cancels plans giving cheap excuses

    You get excited to spend time with this man and you always in a jovial mood while hanging out. But it all happens that when you the one making plans to spend time with him, he’s always the one who spoils everything as he cancels the plans and gives cheap excuses. Cancelling plans continuously is a clear sign that you been used lady. 

    Avoids spending his cash on you

    Going broke happens and it is always good to split things 50/50 to help each other whenever one is broke. Well for this man, you are the ‘ATM machine’, you pay for every little thing. Lady, he cannot even afford to traet you at a local café with a cup of coffee. It is normal for people to be broke but for this man, he is all the time broke, apparently with no good reason for him to lack money. You should know that a man who is not ready to spend on you, he is definitely using you.

    Only communicates when he wants you
    This man will be in touch with you when he needs you. If he needs some cash to pay up for something, needs to go for lunch, needs someone to ride him to work, he’s making an effort to keep you on the number one on his dial list. Although when he is all sorted and doesn’t need anything, hardly will you hear from him. He only shows up when he’s in need, keep off, someone is taking advantage of you.

    Not at any given time does he do anything exceptional for you.

    We all know that in a relationship, one has to be committed, let it be all about take and give. On his birthday, you there to give him gifts as it is a special day for him and you take your time to make him feel special. However, this guy hardly gives you a gift. If he cannot treat you, clearly that shows he is the ‘don’t care’ type.


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