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7 Most Annoying Habits of Nairobi Ladies

 
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First of all, I’d like to state that I don’t have anything against Nairobi women, and NOT all Nairobi Ladies have these uncouth habits.
It’s a fact that Kenyans are wannabes, everyone trying to be like someone else. That’s why we have all these fake accents around. But at the end of the day, as someone once said; the secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
If Nairobi ladies can do away with these seven annoying habits, then they should be treated with all the respect they deserve, until then;
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1. Smelly Weaves –  Wherever the country your weaves, please just make sure it’s clean and well taken care of. Some ladies have weaves that smell of cigarettes and onions.
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2. Asking For Credit – “Babe aki it’s midnight, and I left my M-Pesa pin at the office, please send me credit we chat”. That’s a text from a basic Nairobi woman.
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3. Acquiring taste at someone else’s expense – You take a Nairobi lady to a club, and she asks for the most expensive drink that she can’t even pronounce.
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4.Entitlement – Nairobi women expect you to do everything for them, for the sake of being a “gentleman”, some men do. It’s not like men are entitled to pay all your bills, sometimes you need to sought yourself out.
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5. Fake Accent –  This is definitely one of the most annoying things. Almost all ladies in Nairobi nowadays have lived in Europe and America, even those who are from Kinoo have accents.
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6. Letting go of their bodies – Some women don’t love their bodies. They eat all sought of junk foods and can’t even get close to the gym. Few weeks later cellulite and hanging tummy.
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7. Wearing clothes that don’t fit them – As a woman, you need to be keen with what you put on before going anywhere. But since you pretend that you love Louis Vuitton so much, you go to a store and the only size available is XL, you decide to take it anyway. Nairobi_Ladies

Pirlo ‘ready for bite of Big Apple': report

 
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Andrea Pirlo’s move to Major League Soccer is imminent, according to reports in Italy that claim the Juventus and Italy star will sign an 18-month deal with New York City FC.
Midfield legend Pirlo was a linchpin for the Turin giants on their way to a first league and Cup double in 20 years last season.
But reports in La Gazzetta dello Sport insist the 36-year-old former World Cup winner will leave Italy behind and end his career in the United States.
Pirlo, whose contract expires in June 2016, was distraught at the final whistle of last month’s Champions League final when Juventus were beaten 3-1 by Barcelona.
That may have represented Pirlo’s last chance to add a third Champions League winner’s medal to his collection having triumphed with AC Milan in 2003 and 2007.
Gazzetta’s report said Pirlo will sign an 18-month contract in August with Jason Kreis’s side after deciding whether to include a clause that would allow him to opt out of another year, if he desired.
Former Juventus teammate Sebastian Giovinco quit the Bianconeri during last season to sign for Toronto FC, who meet New York City FC in an Eastern Conference clash on July 12.
In an interview on Thursday with Gazzetta, Giovinco insisted the MLS was “not as easy as many people might think” and admitted Pirlo had enquired about his experience with the Canadian side.
“I talked to him via message, but not from New York. Some time ago he called to ask me how I was getting along,” said Giovinco.
“I told him it was a great experience, something he should try. But I don’t think it’s me who will convince him.
“I hope to get the chance to play against him here.”
Speculation on Pirlo’s reported move has intensified in recent days during the Italian’s holiday in New York where he has been photographed taking ‘selfies’ with soccer fans.
Pirlo was also photographed at Yankee Stadium — the home of baseball side New York Yankees and the home venue of New York City FC — last weekend in the company of Ferran Soriano, a Chief Executive Officer of Manchester City and New York City.
After the disappointment of last month’s Champions League final defeat, Soriano is reported to have convinced Pirlo to quit Juventus immediately instead of opting to leave the club in January.
With Chilean Arturo Vidal, Frenchman Paul Pogba and Italian Claudio Marchisio all playing alongside Pirlo at Juventus, the Turin club arguably boast one of the strongest midfields in European football.
Juventus have boosted that with the addition of German international Sami Khedira, and coach Massimiliano Allegri recently said he was confident he could keep Pogba, a target for several top clubs, for another season.
Photo Credits : AFP

Check Out The Gari Janet Mbugua's Husband Drives (Photos)

Friday, 26 June 2015 8:19 , Written by  Alekey
    Check Out The Swanky Car Janet Mbugua's Husband Drives (Photos)

    Citizen TV’s newscaster Janet Mbugua and her then fiancé Eddie Ndichu got married at a chic ceremony held at Chaka ranch at the beginning of his month.
    Weeks on, this is still the hottest topic and people have been wondering who Eddie Ndichu really is.
    From what I gather, he is the Standard Chartered Bank’s head of digital banking East Africa and just like every big boss; he also drives a big car. Check out picture of his Audi



    Hilarious Reactions to Siaya Politician Stripping After “DP William Ruto” Allegedly Insulted Odinga

    Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:16 , Written by  
      Hilarious Reactions to Siaya Politician Stripping After “DP William Ruto” Allegedly Insulted Odinga
      Fredrick Ouda, the Central Gem MCA brought Siaya County Assembly offices to a standstill after he removed his clothes for all to see.
      This was his over-the-top way of protesting allegations that Deputy President William Ruto had insulted former Prime Minister Raila Odinga over the unending drama plaguing Anne Waiguru.
      This fanatical move came after a phony twitter handle @WilliamRutoh sent out this offensive tweet: “Let them go back to their flying toilets, you can’t help a fly that wants to follow a corpse to the grave. #Kibera.”
      Of course Kenyans had to give their two cents in this whole saga and these are some of the comments:
      Ingénieur Kiguru Kiguru: Citizen wacheni umama, removing a shirt is not stripping. Atuonyeshe makende tuamini ako serious
      Maina Abdi :If he's man enough, let him go en strip naked akiwa nyeri tumtambue, , , , , , ,
      Dominic Ong'era: That is the road of madness, mbona wake zao wakitukanua hawatoi nguo, no wonder how useless they are kwani raila ni nani?
      Mary Nyams: Can you be striped naked if you hear the Son of God being insulted rather than ahuman being like you?
      Pasta Muthee Nyaatha Singh Av also stripped naked, to sleep!
      Mike Mutembei citizen siwaelewi!!wht do u call nakedness??transformer wapi?
      Irene Mumbi: How can someone strip naked in da name of insult???.....is dat da first time he hear insults.......odm politicians' takes raila as their breadwinner or god or smtn else!!!.....a father, a husband, to smeone really strippn naked in da office....nkt...

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